February 2012
45 posts
for some reason i knew amy poehler was gonna start...
score.
all day I’ve had “oh ann you beautiful spinster you”
all my fucking tv feeds keep pausing every 3...
so annoying.
wednesday night.
id say I’m at an 80-85% with my bronchitis recovery
i have an appointment to get my taxes done tomorrow morning
i hope i get a good amount back in refunds because i want to enter a contest (deadline is next week!)
BUT i need a job SO bad right now
finishing my new documentary this weekend
in the meantime i have an unhealthy obsession with Ghost Adventures
i can’t wait for...
i don't think I'm happy anymore out here in new...
I’m just really sad lately. i don’t know if its the bronchitis making me a bit stir crazy, because with the exception of going one block for supplies, I’ve been in the house for a week straight.
but because I’ve been sick I’ve missed out on several job opportunities. I’ve been thinking about just going home for the spring and summer theres this job thats...
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kekenicholas replied to your post: I have an interview at a haunted library on Wednesday.
do you like ghost adventures too?? :D
YES! Omg. I always make fun of Zack and his tiny shirts. I’m a Ghost Hunters girl at heart, though.
OMG i love you. i love you so much!now I’m gonna fangirl - a first on my blog!!
isn’t that show hilarious? everyone...
raraiskablamo:
kekenicholas replied to your post: I have an interview at a haunted library on Wednesday.
do you like ghost adventures too?? :D
YES! Omg. I always make fun of Zack and his tiny shirts. I’m a Ghost Hunters girl at heart, though.
OMG i love you. i love you so much! now I’m gonna fangirl - a first on my blog!!
isn’t that show hilarious? everyone always makes me fun of...
THIS BRONCHITIS IS A FUCKING PRISON!!!
ON PLANET BULLSHIT!
Ive been sick with bronchitis.
So i never got to finish my documentary on my friends band but i fully plan to pick up on it tomorrow. Im a lot better but I went to the doctor today and got put on amoxicillin. Im still sore from all this bed rest and aggressive coughing so i won’t be outside. So the documentary will be my goal.
Im sad i was still sick today because i wanted to meet Pauly D at Live! with Kelly - i know...
zooey kinda looks like katy perry
a bit. here at least.
Enough with the political opens, Lorne. Jesus...
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talkdirtytotheanimals:
I don’t understand it.
Well, just wait until the first few episodes of next season, this is just a warm up. These sketches would be better if the politicians weren’t so bland
i was just thinking the same thing. i miss the way they used to do political sketches way back when. Monica, Bill Clinton and Linda Tripp 3 way call, Bush choking on a pretzel and...
its friday. friday.
chicken noodle soup
naked protein smoothie
orange juice
emergen-c
NBC shows on hulu
sorry.
that post i made last night was ridiculous, and I’m sorry.
I’ve really get like this when i write new material and find inspiration or even can’t find inspiration. it normally revolves around me trying to write new stuff I get frustrated and all these feelings and opinions come back to me.
but its deleted now. it was stupid.
oh jesus christ.
my bedroom is next to the living room/kitchen and my best friends room is straight ahead down this little hallway.
I’ve been watching ghost adventures all day and just decided to put my leftovers in the fridge. so i put the show on pause and slowly open the door to a pitch black apartment. at the SAME time i hear her door creek open and a little voice go “Hi” with no person...
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Bill Hader turns me into a gullible fool Back...
Free dinner with Zog before the show
:)
whiteblankpaige:
kekenicholas replied to your post: i got home from bootcamp at 10, laid down and…
woah wait what? bootcamp?
not like military bootcamp. it’s like this intense fitness program thing i go to every morning. i guess they call it bootcamp cause it kicks your ass but no way would i be able to survive actual bootcamp. i’m too much of a wuss.
oh jesus. you scared me. my dad was a...
have you ever wondered what holds a bridge up?
seriously, its like oceans are thousands of feet deep. who was the brave soul that put the pillars in the water that far and how do they just keep the bridge stationary.
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wow everyone is running around the NYC streets...
holy shit its kind of incredible. i mean i have my opinions on uproarious interest in the Super Bowl .. I’m all like
how does it help the economy recover
what are its opinions of foreign oil
how does it plan to help foreign policy
how does it help to protect social issue and human rights?
but the reactions are kind of … sweet and tear-jerking
hm. i didnt see sudsy in that NBC Super Bowl...
i just found another long lost audio between me...
god fucking dammit that beautiful bastard. every audio i have between us has him turning me into a gullible fool at some point
…………
i miss hanging out with him.
God everyone always expects Stefon EVERY EPISODE
jesus christ, do you even know how this show operates?
my followers drop like flies whenever i mention...
I swear if it not related to snl or fan-something that i talk about its like no one gives a shit about anything else i write or care about
my brother drives me crazy when it comes to...
movies I'm dying to see this year
LOL
Rock of Ages
21 Jump Street
A Thousand Words
Men In Black III
Sad Facts About My Fathers Death
it hurts me so much i remember every little detail from AM to PM
it hurts my mom so much she remembers nothing, its a blur to her
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UM
is Pam’s baby named Phillip
and is Angela’s baby named Phillip as well??
of COURSE they make him smart for a nano second
and of course that happens.
i literally threw my head into my hands in disappointment at Andy.
Stop staring at Jerry like that!
that was hilarious along with the music made the timing of comedy
i know my blog has become incredibly boring and i...
DIZZY SPELLS (c) 2011 by kelly mcaulley The longer I lay here I can feel it It makes my skin crawl And I feel sick With background noises Back and forth, “tick, tick, tick” Im beginning to lose it The life im choosing A battle I’m comfortable loosing The longer I lay here I can feel it My heart starts sinking and sinking Never a thought to what I was thinking The noises ring...
On February 9th, ill be going back to film.
i should have new material coming out next month.
i posted my poem somewhere for feedback.
and got amazing feedback so far on it
this is what i live for, seriously. it makes me feel so proud and amazing.
NO.
I don’t want a book
I don’t want a grant
I don’t want publishing
I can’t send a manuscript
I JUST WANT TO SUBMIT MY POEM AND SEE IF ITS GOOD ENOUGH BY REAL PEOPLE WHO CAN JUDGE IT! OK?!
theres supposed to be an snl episode on Feb 18th
and i hate that they’ll tell you who’s hosting in two months but not who’s hosting in two weeks
January 2012
90 posts
Michael Jackson discography mash up
well jesus...
“I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via decrepito)
ill never be able to write other themes. I’ve exhausted myself just thinking about writing other material, nothing was written at all, and I’m going to bed now.
it makes me think I’ve truly led too much of a sad life.
remember the days when bill was my BFF and when i was cool and interesting and fun and always had exciting news to share with everyone?
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(repost) "To destroy is the first step in any...
this is a repost of a poem i wrote last year. i just can’t get off of it and I’m just really really proud of it because whenever i read it, its like i can actually feel the same exact feelings i had the night i was in the hospital. at only 19 years old i had been minutes away from a heart attack, and had been suffering manic depression for two years before getting this kind of help. i...
