March 2012
167 posts
i dont like when people say i have no heart if i...
ok?? good. now go away and stop telling me what to do or how i feel or what you think i am.
February 2012
57 posts
i feel like people take a lot of credit for the...
whats next …. “oh you wouldn’t be so creative and successful if i hadnt made you so depressed”
can we please re-elect Obama for 2012
he may have not done ENOUGH according to some people but he did more than bush and he has a very outgoing genuine personality
i am horrified and sickened by the fucking numb nuts who are running right now. i swear to god i dont follow politics much and even i know these guys are not qualified at all. its a fucking circus with them. they have no clue what they are doing. i know it.
the realization im having being on social networks...
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I just want it to go on record that Jorma is...
ive been pushing and pushing and pushing him since September to come
im allowed to make suggestions of who I want to see DJ and i told Seth we should get him. it took a lot of waiting but he’s finally coming!
if i were a stand up comic ...
that toilet vs sink rant i just made would be in my routine, for sure!
working for Seth everybody ALWAYS asks me if im a comic myself and im like “No, not at all, im not funny i just like being around it.” but that would SO be my “rant bit” if i were one
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i love when people find it SO BIZARRE that i throw...
but excuse me, do you know how much bacteria is in a toilet
like oh yeah im vomiting, which probably means there’s bacteria in my system already causing me to vomit, so let me just stick my face near another form of bacteria from other people. a sink is easier, you just let the faucet run and its easier clean and rid the smell. they tell you that you shouldnt even SIT on a toilet seat why...
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satirically-yours:
veteranreporter:
Okay I’m sorry but the ASSSSCAT schedule was really fucked up tonight.
Essentially we waited 4 hours to see half of an ASSSSCAT while being crammed in with the stragglers from the 7:30 crowd.
Still a funny show, and I’m always happy to see Geth…
i heard this happened on Feb 5th too because of the Superbowl my roommate was there
CUE JIM HALPERT FACE
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"PATTERNS"
“PATTERNS” (C) 2012 by Kelly Mcaulley they just took him away the patterns don’t line right shouldn’t it be raining and gray the sun keeps shining as my happiness is subsiding not a cloud in the sky a rain drop is yet to fall my emotions are out for a brawl those skies would follow me each time we’d journey for casey he rests right beside her so i...
FUCK MY BLOG.
thats all.
for some reason i knew amy poehler was gonna start...
score.
all day I’ve had “oh ann you beautiful spinster you”
all my fucking tv feeds keep pausing every 3...
so annoying.
wednesday night.
id say I’m at an 80-85% with my bronchitis recovery
i have an appointment to get my taxes done tomorrow morning
i hope i get a good amount back in refunds because i want to enter a contest (deadline is next week!)
BUT i need a job SO bad right now
finishing my new documentary this weekend
in the meantime i have an unhealthy obsession with Ghost Adventures
i can’t wait for...
i don't think I'm happy anymore out here in new...
I’m just really sad lately. i don’t know if its the bronchitis making me a bit stir crazy, because with the exception of going one block for supplies, I’ve been in the house for a week straight.
but because I’ve been sick I’ve missed out on several job opportunities. I’ve been thinking about just going home for the spring and summer theres this job thats...
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raraiskablamo:
kekenicholas:
raraiskablamo:
kekenicholas replied to your post: I have an interview at a haunted library on Wednesday.
do you like ghost adventures too?? :D
YES! Omg. I always make fun of Zack and his tiny shirts. I’m a Ghost Hunters girl at heart, though.
OMG i love you. i love you so much!now I’m gonna fangirl - a first on my blog!!
isn’t that show hilarious? everyone...
raraiskablamo:
kekenicholas replied to your post: I have an interview at a haunted library on Wednesday.
do you like ghost adventures too?? :D
YES! Omg. I always make fun of Zack and his tiny shirts. I’m a Ghost Hunters girl at heart, though.
OMG i love you. i love you so much! now I’m gonna fangirl - a first on my blog!!
isn’t that show hilarious? everyone always makes me fun of...
THIS BRONCHITIS IS A FUCKING PRISON!!!
ON PLANET BULLSHIT!
Ive been sick with bronchitis.
So i never got to finish my documentary on my friends band but i fully plan to pick up on it tomorrow. Im a lot better but I went to the doctor today and got put on amoxicillin. Im still sore from all this bed rest and aggressive coughing so i won’t be outside. So the documentary will be my goal.
Im sad i was still sick today because i wanted to meet Pauly D at Live! with Kelly - i know...
zooey kinda looks like katy perry
a bit. here at least.
Enough with the political opens, Lorne. Jesus...
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talkdirtytotheanimals:
I don’t understand it.
Well, just wait until the first few episodes of next season, this is just a warm up. These sketches would be better if the politicians weren’t so bland
i was just thinking the same thing. i miss the way they used to do political sketches way back when. Monica, Bill Clinton and Linda Tripp 3 way call, Bush choking on a pretzel and...
its friday. friday.
chicken noodle soup
naked protein smoothie
orange juice
emergen-c
NBC shows on hulu
sorry.
that post i made last night was ridiculous, and I’m sorry.
I’ve really get like this when i write new material and find inspiration or even can’t find inspiration. it normally revolves around me trying to write new stuff I get frustrated and all these feelings and opinions come back to me.
but its deleted now. it was stupid.
oh jesus christ.
my bedroom is next to the living room/kitchen and my best friends room is straight ahead down this little hallway.
I’ve been watching ghost adventures all day and just decided to put my leftovers in the fridge. so i put the show on pause and slowly open the door to a pitch black apartment. at the SAME time i hear her door creek open and a little voice go “Hi” with no person...
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Bill Hader turns me into a gullible fool Back...
Free dinner with Zog before the show
:)
whiteblankpaige:
kekenicholas replied to your post: i got home from bootcamp at 10, laid down and…
woah wait what? bootcamp?
not like military bootcamp. it’s like this intense fitness program thing i go to every morning. i guess they call it bootcamp cause it kicks your ass but no way would i be able to survive actual bootcamp. i’m too much of a wuss.
oh jesus. you scared me. my dad was a...
have you ever wondered what holds a bridge up?
seriously, its like oceans are thousands of feet deep. who was the brave soul that put the pillars in the water that far and how do they just keep the bridge stationary.
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wow everyone is running around the NYC streets...
holy shit its kind of incredible. i mean i have my opinions on uproarious interest in the Super Bowl .. I’m all like
how does it help the economy recover
what are its opinions of foreign oil
how does it plan to help foreign policy
how does it help to protect social issue and human rights?
but the reactions are kind of … sweet and tear-jerking
hm. i didnt see sudsy in that NBC Super Bowl...
i just found another long lost audio between me...
god fucking dammit that beautiful bastard. every audio i have between us has him turning me into a gullible fool at some point
…………
i miss hanging out with him.
God everyone always expects Stefon EVERY EPISODE
jesus christ, do you even know how this show operates?
my followers drop like flies whenever i mention...
I swear if it not related to snl or fan-something that i talk about its like no one gives a shit about anything else i write or care about
my brother drives me crazy when it comes to...
movies I'm dying to see this year
LOL
Rock of Ages
21 Jump Street
A Thousand Words
Men In Black III
Sad Facts About My Fathers Death
it hurts me so much i remember every little detail from AM to PM
it hurts my mom so much she remembers nothing, its a blur to her
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UM
is Pam’s baby named Phillip
and is Angela’s baby named Phillip as well??
of COURSE they make him smart for a nano second
and of course that happens.
i literally threw my head into my hands in disappointment at Andy.
Stop staring at Jerry like that!
that was hilarious along with the music made the timing of comedy